Welcome to TheToy - playground of pleasure, where we separate the vibrators that buzz from the ones that fizzle. We are Amie and Michael, and we will guide you through this garden of earthly delights.

We've been over 200 toys, each one a story waiting to be told.

But we are not here to brag. We are here to make sure you don't waste your hard-earned cash on a toy that leaves you cold. We bring our book smarts to the bedroom, dissecting each vibe with a critical eye and a hungry heart.

Whether you're flying solo or tangoing with a partner, We've got a recommendation for you. Bullets, wands, rabbits, clit suckers - We've tried them all, and I'm ready to spill the dirt.

So come on in, take a load off, and let us help you find the vibrator that will make you see stars in this world of plastic promises and silicone dreams. Stick with us and we'll make sure your pleasure is more than just a cheap thrill.